The transaction with Rory is complete, the keys have been handed over, and the vehicle is officially ours. Naturally, the euphoria of procurement was immediately tempered by the reality of the task at hand: the one hundred and thirty-mile transit to bring Morrison home.

We were acutely aware during the initial test drive that the turbocharger was singing its swan song. It wasn’t yet making any truly catastrophic noises, so we took a calculated risk to limp it home. The journey was, to put it mildly, sedate. The single carriageway sections of the A303 provided their usual bottleneck, and given our reluctance to push the engine, I fear we may have been the architects of some significant tailbacks. If you were stuck behind a rather tentative-looking campervan recently, do accept my humblest apologies.

It was during this long, slow procession that I had ample time to acquaint myself with the vehicle’s idiosyncrasies. I noted a distinct vagueness in the steering; play that felt beyond the usual character of such a machine. Then, to add a dash of adrenaline to the final leg, as we navigated the exit slip off the M25, the side door decided to liberate itself from the latch mechanism, sliding open entirely of its own accord. A spirited end to the journey, indeed.

Safely back at headquarters, I have been able to conduct a proper post-mortem.

Upon turning the key now, the turbo has developed a decided rattle. To prevent the impeller shattering and feeding metal shards into the engine, replacing this unit has become the highest priority. The vehicle shall remain grounded until this is rectified. The turbo was replaced only 8,000 miles ago, which, I think points the finger squarely at oil starvation. Consequently, I shall be examining the oil feed and return lines to ensure we do not find ourselves in this position again.

The steering diagnosis proved slightly less grim. While oversized tyres invariably place undue stress on steering components, the issue does not appear to be the universal joint on the lower column (which was replaced relatively recently). Rather, the play seems to stem from a missing grommet where the column passes through the bulkhead. A simple fix, one hopes.

Finally, the self-opening door. The diagnosis is straightforward, worn runners, but the remedy is less so. Accessing the mechanism requires the removal of the entire kitchen unit. While this turns a small job into a significant project, it is a blessing in disguise; stripping the interior will allow me to properly assess the condition of the internal metalwork.

These three items: the turbo, the steering, and the great interior strip-down will form the basis of our next few entries. The real work begins now.